eggsammich:

you know when you accidentally close an important tab and you feel like you dropped a baby off a cliff

(via blancathecrazygirl)

psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

(via kikibuttahfly)

(Source: palotis, via trappedinsidemyheadd)

perma-scowl:

may the wings of your eyeliner always be uneven

(via willyoubemyfairytale)

snoggd:

if you call me cutie there is a 759% chance that i will fall in love with you

(Source: pikacheuw, via radical-illusion)

c-apsicle:

gargoylesarecool:

ectoghostologist:

i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid 

They talk shit about other students if they like you enough too.

Two of my English teachers told me they place bets on who will win when they find out there’s going to be a fight between the students

(Source: johncest, via bookwormnerd)

(via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)

highwayvagrant:

i’m an idiot with a blog and so are u

(via heartyous)

(Source: imaybedeadbutimstillpretty, via itsonlymalfoy)

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

(via 0hmercy)

dorkstrider:

high school friends are basically people who agree to survive together and it’s sort of like they’re your crew in a zombie apocalypse and after the apocalypse is over somehow you go on to living life and maybe occasionally you’d run into each other and be like “oh yes i see you still haven’t been eaten by zombies that is good” but you no longer have the need to survive together so that thing tying you to these people is just gone

(via planetlouis)

civilisationsofpurethought:

thesickestjokes:

I left 3 notes scattered around the house earlier for my girlfriend.
They said “Will”, “you” and “me”.
That’ll keep her busy whilst I watch sports.

are you satan

(via savannaaaaah)

chompybacon:

i shaved my legs and now they feel like dolphins

(via f-uckinghampalace)